The time has come. My blog is almost a year old, and I'm no
further with it… Great. I started this thing LAST year on February 5th. So, in
celebration of it turning a year old, I am going to try my very hardest to post
something every day until February 5th. TRY being the operative word here.
Today's post is on what else? BUT a stupid guy. Again.
*sighs*
Okay so hopefully you, my one dedicate fan, knows that Link
recently broke up with me. My heart shattered into a million pieces… I didn’t
think I could go on… I just wanted him back.. BLAH BLAH BLAH
Yeah, so I'm officially over him (woot woot) because
according to my sources (my cousin) he has been talking trash about me and how
I "run" a relationship. Making false allegations against me, and
basically trying to make himself to seem like the injured one out of the whole
situation. Normal ex-boyfriend stuff.
*RANDOM RANT* When he (Link) broke up with me, he said he
wanted to, and I quote, "I just need
to try the single life for a while, you know, have some time to myself. I'm
really stressed with school and stuff right now" FIRST thing I have to say about this phrase is that it and
everything it could possibly mean is absolutely R.I.D.I.C.U.L.O.U.S SECOND is that since saying this to me,
I have exclusive Intel that Link has hypnotized another girl with those big brown
eyes of his into completely falling for him, only to be dumped on her butt in
the future. Good luck sweetie.
AND now that my
theoretical "ship of emotions" has "sailed" on him, I can
dock at a new port (move on).
So, I have.
I like another human of the male species, and I do not like
it one bit. BUT as usual, my brain has other plans and is making me completely
fall for him. Which is just peachy.
SO I may have forgotten why "they" (general populous
of people) call "them" (feelings toward someone else) a CRUSH. It's
because having a crush on someone will literally crush you if you do not know
how to handle them. Crushes are very wild, animal, untamed things and should
not be tampered with or else they will become aggravated.
A Crush, or Crushifacanus
emotionuus (made up Latin name for a crush) is a thing that affects usually
humans within the 11-19 year old age range. The Crush has become famous for its
often unprovoked hunting style. The Crush sneaks up on its prey and within just
4 minutes of the attack, the Crush has taken control of the prey completely.
The Crush has no specific prey. Some ways to know if you have been attacked by
a crush are Inability to speak/ Stuttering, Tripping over your own feet at the
most inconvenient of times, Heartbeat felling like it's going a 100,000,000,000
miles per second, Obsessive looking in the mirror, Someone becoming insanely
attractive to nobody but you all of a sudden and Random over-analysis of texts.
If you suspect you may have been attacked by the ever elusive and extremely aggressive Crush, comment on
this post immediately.
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