Family Members and strangely Lonely People (Marlee) Overt your Eyes.

Okay so as most of you (one person..) know if you have read my last post is that I have acquired a boyfriend. I used the alias of "Link" (as in the Legend of Zelda franchise character, yes) because I didn’t want to use his real name, and then he'd get cyber stalkers and then he might feel a slight bit uncomfortable with having cyber stalkers (don’t blame him) and then he will be doubting our relationship and then he will go out on a date  with one of his cyber stalkers that read the praise I have given him on this blog and they have fallen for him too… *I have a vast imagination.. if you couldn’t tell* so to any potential cyber stalkers: BACK THE HELL OFF BI**ES HE'S MINE!!!

So, you know how teen couples these days post their ENTIRE relationships (including badly taken kissing selfies and huge, misspelled paragraphs that are an insult to the English language) all over the friggin internet for everyone to see and that absolutely nobody actually cares about? Yes? Ok. I, for one hate them as much as the next 'too-young-to-be-bitter' teen does. So, I had an idea.. Why not post a mush fest on my blog that nobody looks at ?? YES! it’s a perfect plan, and that’s what I'm here to do :)

'MUSH FEST.doc' DOWNLOADING…

SAVING…

*'save bar' (?) gets to 99.9 % done*

Uh Oh! It seems the document 'MUSH FEST.doc' you are looking for is still open on your 

device. Please locate the file, close it and try again.

*rages at computer and curses technology*

*still raging*

*yeah.. this could take a while*

*okay, finally done.. where were we?*

*still grumbling under her breath, finds file in the darkest corner of cyber space, closes it, and then tries again*

'MUSH FEST.doc' DOWNLOADING…

SAVING…

DONE!

MUSH FEST - Microsoft Word       

Okay so you've been warned…

Link.

Link is my amazing boyfriend of two months. He is funny, charming and the biggest geek I've ever met. we started as friends and *I can't believe I'm about to type this next half of the sentence* like a flower blooming *oh god* our relationship bloomed *MY EYES!!* :) I love him and I'm not sure why. He just makes my stomach flutter and my brain melt. All my common sense and sometimes ability to speak suddenly goes out the window *POOF* I've followed him down countless alleyways and id follow him down the darkest, sketchiest alley way *Figure of speech.. I am not going down any alleyways that scream sketch fest anytime soon* :$ I love you Link and I'll never, ever, never no. leave you.

*closes 'MUSH FEST.doc'*

OH MY GAWD IM SO SORRY YOU POOR SOUL ILL NEVER PUT YOU THROUGH THAT AGAIN… NEVER. ARE YOUR EYES BURNING OUT OF YOUR FACE? DO YOU NEED A BAND-AID (yes, I just suggested a band-aid to fix an eye burning out of its socket.. I never said I was a doctor…)? THAT ACTUALLY KIND OF HURT TO WRITE AND NOW I HAVE TO POST IT ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE THIS IS ACTUALLY WELL WRITTEN AND IM REALLY HAPPY AND ROMANTICAL ALSO BECAUSE I JUST WATCHED "If I Stay". OH LORD HELP ME.

Long Time No See!!

HI!! 

Oh my sweet baby jeebus its been a long time hasn't it? Too long. Well hi, (again) and I have not died, which is good I guess and a lot has changed since I was last relevant in the blogosphere (who are we kidding.. I was never 'relevant' in the blogosphere, I MAYBE have one fan.. and to that fan, I say thank you) and I'm here to fill you in on all the juicy "deets".

Anyway, since I last complained about my life to the internet for no apparent reason I have ACQUIRED A BOYFRIEND!! like, a real life living, talking, funny, amazing, cute BLAH BLAH BLAH sweetheart and if you couldn't tell, he is a factor I am very happy to have lured into the crazy bear trap that I call my  life. Also, I started trying *operative word here... trying* to wrangle my gelatinous blob of a life into something I can actually use (getting my volunteer hours, a job.. etc.). 

One of the main reasons I just figured out to use as an excuse for why I haven't been posting is because I haven't really had anything to complain about. I guess for me this is a good thing, but for my all of one fan (I LOVE YOU) I have out there who does NOT know me personally it's not such a good thing and I'm sorry for that. :)

OOH!! another thing.. I have learned how to type faster! which is also good thing because ever since I rebelled against those horrid typing programs in elementary school *sooooo cool*, I have been an inexcusably slow, monogamous and quite frankly just BAD typer (?) !!!

Okay so… My one fan, let me take you on a well deserved journey of what has been going on in my life for the past... while.

Well first, let's tackle the major issue on your mind.. HOW did I get a boyfriend?? Well. Where to start? Okay, June 28 2014.

This was the day I met my beau-to-be. On Facebook of all places. We both commented on my cousins photo and then talked pretty much nonstop for the whole summer. There was only one (well, two) "hiccups" in this whirlwind summer love story. "He" (the boyfriend in question) had a girlfriend... and then after her, another one. This was a horrid experience that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy and if you, my one amazing fan is a girl by chance.. and have EVER went through the pain of your crush (girl or guy, I don't judge) "picking" someone else to date rather then you... well, you know my pain sista *strange little twiddling fingers action that those two girls that nobody liked on Hannah Montana used to do*!!! (and if you are a boy, then this is a very awkward moment.. moving along).

This boyfriend of mine does have a name, and since I don’t feel like texting him right now and asking him if he wants me to use his real name or not, I will make up a different one. Link (as in from the Zelda videogames). Yes, we will go with Link, because this companion of mine is a geek through and through so I feel he will be pleased with this name.

Sooo.. where was I? Oh yes, the pain of your crush "picking" someone else… Well, don’t get the wrong idea. Link is NOT in any way, shape, or possible form to be considered a "playa".  He, in fact is the furthest thing from. You see, he had a girlfriend ("hiccup" number one) when I started to talk to him.. she then dumped him after deciding her ex was much more.. appetizing (don’t ask, just go with it). Then Link was emotionally distraught so, his best friend set him up with this girl ("hiccup" number two) and that lasted I think 2 weeks (?). But… now comes the good part. Where the lame, slightly deranged heroine ACTUALLY GETS THE GUY.

YES! It does happen sometimes. When the un-"wife up"-able girl gets the guy she's been chasing for two months. Been there every second he needed her. Through the stay-up-until-3am-with-him messy breakup and the new girlfriend. Every bad day and good, the one who kept yelling at herself inside while her feet throb from following this boy down a fricking LONG bike path to NOT FLIRT because he has a girl already. Her. She finally gets the guy.

September 3 2014.

YAAAS! we have finally reached my favourite part. The part where all of the s**t I did over the summer FINALLY PAID OFF. You see, while talking over the summer I had been using my irresistible redhead charms on Link. And as you can see they totally worked! So, on September the 3rd, 2014 Link asked me out over text.. and as any 16 year old girl would do, I was conversing with my best friend, Marlee about what was happening. I then answered with a HELL YES, squealed into my pillow and the rest is history J   

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*strange little twiddling fingers action that those two girls that nobody liked on Hannah Montana used to do*

    I never said I was good at editing…