I have a step mom (aka step monster) and she's not from Canada, she's actually from Europe! So she was talking about this dessert she makes "back in the homeland" and as she was explaining it SHE WAS EXPLAINING A FREAKING CREAM PUFF!!! And I kept saying "so you mean a cream puff" and she (of course) counteracted with "no no, theese ees tootally deeferent!" And then proceeded to explain a CREAM PUFF. But of course I was not victorious in this discrepancy, and still to this day, apparently she was NOT explaining a cream puff (no she can NEVER be wrong)!
...And that was my rant of the night